|A whole new level of mind-raping, cock-sucking, whiskey-guzzling, bear-wrestling, sheer mother fucking dick-waving madness.|
A whole new level;
She was the first one through the door.
She was Queen Crazy.
Something's WrongMadness boiling away, beneath my skinSomething's Wrong by Zed-of-Venice
Making broth of my bones, cooking me like meat
Devouring everything; blindly, without prejudice
Wiping away all of what made me myself
Replacing it all with spider's webs and moonlight
And dark passion, black enough to taint the saints' tongues
Something's wrong inside me
|Tyler Durden. If you somehow don't already have a print of this piece hanging over your bed (unlikely, but possible), buy it now and hang it over your bed. Pray to it nightly. Ask Tyler for wisdom. This is what your life needs.|
Points Giveaway - celebr8ing 3 years on dA: winner:iconkittydividerplz::iconkittydivider2plz::iconkittydivider3plz::iconkittydivider4plz::iconkittydivider5plz:Points Giveaway - celebr8ing 3 years on dA: winner by naked-in-the-rain
Hello, my lovely deviantart fellows!
3rd Octobar is my 3rd birthday on dA, so I decided to celebrate it with you.
Thank you all so much for more than 350,000 pageviews, 4 Daily Deviations, and all the lovely feedback you've given to me.
To celebrate my 3rd dA birthday, I want to give something to you as well.
to one lucky person!
How to participate?
It's very easy. All you have to do is fav this journal* in order to participate.
(*faving this journal is needed just so I can know who's entering the contest. Counting each comment would be a hard job.)
Random.org generator will pick one lucky winner, and voila!
Have fun and good luck!
+ some of my most loved
|Never sold a single fucking one. But I still hope that someday, someone might be willing to pay a small sum for the pleasure of having my art to display in their own home. *sighs* Someday.|
|Help me go premium! |
But you won't, 'cos you got better shit to do with your fuckin' points.
Except you don't, you're just a bastard. Come on, spare some fuckin change for a damn near penniless artist.
What's a few damn virtual points to you? Would you really let me suffer for such a pittance?
If this actually works: Thank you kindly!
If (as I suspect) nobody reads it: My deepest and most private secret is that I am, in fact, a bloody fucking authentic warlock. I could turn your mom to bats, dude.
If someone read this and is feeling miffed or like they've just wasted precious time: Time is money. If you had just hit "donate" you'd have broken even. Selfish bastard.